- Gene Hunt: And Ray if you come in here again dressed like a maths teacher I will paint your balls the color of hazelnuts and inform a pack of squirrels that winter's coming.
- Ray Carling: [Drake is trying to fix a damaged VHS tape] Should get one of the techno-twats from Scottie Yard to sort that out.
- Alex Drake: I've salvaged enough party cassettes in my time. Stand down the techno-twats, I think I've got it.
- Gene Hunt: So we're looking for a bloke who's done time. That narrows it down to most of Planet Earth and the whole of Sunderland.