- London Tipton: [wearing a tie] I'm ready for Thailand!
- Bailey Pickett: So, if we're in Poland, you'd be carrying a ten-foot pole?
- London Tipton: Yup!
- Cody Martin: [shooting a video diary for Bailey] Hi, Bailey. It's me, Cody. This is my "missing you" diary. Day one, hour one: I miss you! A lot.
- Zack Martin: [suddenly hovering over Cody's shoulder] Bailey, you're dating a loser!
- Cody Martin: [turning camera off] Zack! Now I'm going to have to rewind and re-shoot that!
- Zack Martin: Oh, then I did you a favor.
- Cody Martin: I'm not going on your stupid date.
- Zack Martin: Alright. I didn't want to have to play this card, but... you cannot say no to being a wingman. It's in the guy rulebook.
- Cody Martin: There is no "guy rulebook".
- Zack Martin: But there is. Yeah, it's called the "Guy-ble".
- Cody Martin: Nice try.
- Zack Martin: Don't make me call the "guy-thorities".
- Cody Martin: I'm leaving.
- Zack Martin: You should read my favorite chapter: "Duderonomy".