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Quotes
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Will Schuester : When you answer the phone, what do you say?
Mercedes Jones : What up?
Artie Abrams : Who this be?
Kurt Hummel : No, she's dead. This is her son.
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Will Schuester : Let's bury the hatchet, Sue.
Sue Sylvester : No. I won't be burying any hatchet. Unless I get a clear shot to your groin!
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Will Schuester : [after the kids sing "Gives You Hell"] I don't want to be a buzzkill, but the assignment was "hello".
Rachel Berry : [pointedly to Finn] I'm sorry. I was just focusing on the first syllable.
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Will Schuester : Okay, look, Sue. If you're back, let's bury the hatchet.
Sue Sylvester : I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I happen to get a clear shot to your groin. You humiliated me.
Will Schuester : You did this to yourself, Sue. All I did was enjoy watching it happen.
Sue Sylvester : Yeah, well, enjoy this, William. Now that I am back and my position is secured, I will not stop until you are fired and your little Glee Club is annihilated into oblivion.
Will Schuester : Bring it.
Sue Sylvester : Oh, I will bring it, William. You know what else I'm gonna bring? I'm gonna bring some Asian cookery to rub your head with. 'Cause right now, you got enough product in your hair to season a wok.
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Will Schuester : I get home last night, and it was like some ghost had laid out this beautiful, romantic meal for me. A ghost who wears your perfume.
Emma Pillsbury : I was just in the library.
[handing him an old Thunderclap]
Emma Pillsbury : Page 42.
Will Schuester : Okay.
[opening the book, he sees a picture from his junior prom]
Will Schuester : Oh, my... my junior prom.
[realization dawns on him]
Emma Pillsbury : I wanted to surprise you on Wednesday. Terri came by, and, um, told me about the prom... about the song.
Will Schuester : Emma, I... I have no feelings about this night anymore. I... I didn't even remember the song.
Emma Pillsbury : No, I know. I know, not consciously. But somewhere inside, you're still not over her.
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Emma Pillsbury : We were naïve. I think sometimes we spend so much time with these kids that we start acting like them. You've been in the same relationship your entire life. You don't know who you are alone. I think this song is just the beginning of you repeating the same patterns.
Will Schuester : Terri and I met when I was fifteen. I'm a different person now.
Emma Pillsbury : How is you compromising yourself for my crazy any different than you doing it for hers?
Will Schuester : [thinking for a moment and letting it sink it] Well... what do you want to do?
Emma Pillsbury : I think that... you need to spend some time alone. I do. I think you need to get to know yourself. You know, you haven't been okay with having your own needs since you were fifteen.
Will Schuester : You're right. I guess... I'm just not good at being alone, and realizing what my own needs are.
Emma Pillsbury : Well, maybe around the time that you figure out what they are, maybe I'll be ready to get a little messy. Can you go now? I think I need to close the door and cry.
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Emma Pillsbury : [making out with Will, she suddenly stops] Too much too fast. Too much too fast.
Will Schuester : No, you smell great, your teeth are clean...
Emma Pillsbury : You're very sweet. It's not that. I'm... I just haven't been, uh... intimate in a very, very long time.
Will Schuester : How long?
Emma Pillsbury : Ever. I just haven't found the right person. You know, someone who won't reject me when things get really hard with my, um... with my problems.
Will Schuester : It... it's cool.
Emma Pillsbury : It's not. It's not cool. I can tell.
Will Schuester : No. No, no. Emma, I understand. I'll pop in a movie.
Emma Pillsbury : Do we have to watch "Armageddon" again?
Will Schuester : Uh, it's that or "Bad Boys". They're the only DVDs that Terri left behind. She liked to have Bruckheimer night every other week.
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Will Schuester : I don't think you guys understand the seriousness of what we're up against. While we were busy winning our sectional, Vocal Adrenaline was busy winning theirs. They're last year's national champions. They haven't lost a competition in three years. This is the big leagues, guys. If we don't place at regionals, Glee Club is over.
