Quotes
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Will Schuester : Hey, you wanted to see me?
Principal Figgins : William, there's someone I'd like to introuce you to. He's the newest member of our school board, and he'd like to speak to you. Will Schuester, meet Mr. Bryan Ryan.
Bryan Ryan : [smirking at Will] We've met.
Will Schuester : [voiceover] Bryan Ryan. We went to school together, and he made my life a living hell. He was two years older. Dated every girl I liked. Got every solo.
[flashback; Bryan and another student finish singing "Daydream Believer"]
Bryan Ryan : What's the matter, Schuester? Cat got your talent?
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Bryan Ryan : I'm here to do an audit of our curriculum, Will. We may need to cut some of our district's art programs.
Principal Figgins : It's really just a formality, William.
Bryan Ryan : No, it's not. We'll probably cut the glee club.
Will Schuester : What? But... but you were in the glee club. Show choir was your life.
Bryan Ryan : It was, Will. And after I graduated, I hit the big time. I was a featured soloist at King's Island in "The Dooble-Dee-Doo Musical Revue". We were a smash. Then for three years, I did the cruise ship circuit. But when that dried up, I realized I had been sold a bill of goods. Nine years later, I woke up on a urine-stained matress in the West Lima crack district. Then... something amazing happened. I was introduced to Jesus. He was my Honduran social worker. I straightened up, put down the pipe, met the love of my life, Wilma, and now I run a successful used Hummer dealership. Don't make that face. Global warming's a theory.
