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Quotes
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Artie Abrams : I can't believe I just bought tap shoes.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Think of them as an investment in your future. Do you want a pretzel?
Artie Abrams : Hell, yes, woman.
Tina Cohen-Chang : They're upstars. Do you mind waiting down here while I go get them?
Artie Abrams : As long as you're buying.
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Artie Abrams : My tap wheels suck.
Tina Cohen-Chang : I thought we sounded pretty good.
Artie Abrams : Yeah, you did. I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and then shot it.
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Artie Abrams : [gesturing to a pair of crutches] Will you bring me those? I borrowed them from John Hubner.
Tina Cohen-Chang : The kid with cerebral palsy?
Artie Abrams : They're his extra pair. Help me get up on them.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Have you ever used anything like these before?
Artie Abrams : No, but I have superhuman upper body strength from using my wheelchair. If I can just get up, I think I can use my arms to get around the room. Come on. You said we were gonna kick it up a notch.
[she helps him out of his wheelchair]
Artie Abrams : Dreams aren't supposed to be easy. I'm gonna try to take a step.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Okay.
[he takes a couple of "steps" forward]
Tina Cohen-Chang : Artie, you're doing it.
[he then collapses to the ground]
Tina Cohen-Chang : Are you okay?
Artie Abrams : [embarrassed and ashamed] Go away.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Let me bring your chair over.
Artie Abrams : Just go... away. You shouldn't have done this to me. You pushed me to do this.
Artie Abrams : I'm sorry.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Just go away, please.
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Tina Cohen-Chang : Goddard on Goddard?
Artie Abrams : He was the master of the French New Wave. I was figuring that since I'm never going to become a star as a performer, maybe I could become one behind the camera. Did you know that Christopher Reeve directed a movie after his accident? "In the Gloaming".
Tina Cohen-Chang : Didn't see it.
Artie Abrams : Oh, me neither. Too depressing.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Is that what you wrote as your dream?
Artie Abrams : Before Bryan Ryan crumpled it up and tossed it in the trash? Yes.