Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Ronnie Burns : On such short notice, I didn't know what to tell Kathy so I told her I was staying at the studio and working late.

  Gracie Allen : Shame on you, Ronnie! There's no excuse for telling such a silly lie, even on such short notice!

  Ronnie Burns : Should I have told Kathy the truth?

  Gracie Allen : Well, you should be able to think up something better than that too!

  Ronnie Burns : What?

  Gracie Allen : Unless the truth was interesting. Was it?

  Ronnie Burns : Oh, Mother!

  Gracie Allen : Well, come on and tell me! Your father is dying to know!

• Ralph Grainger : Why is it all those Italian actresses have such beautiful shapes?

  Gracie Allen : Well, it's because of their diet. You know, the Italian people eat a lot of olives, and you know how round olives are.

  Ralph Grainger : Well, the girls I end up with must eat nothing but celery.

• Ronnie Burns : I don't know what to do. She's beautiful and sweet and charming, but sometimes she mixes me up so I just don't know where I am.

  George Burns : Why don't you do what I did? Marry the girl!

  Gracie Allen : Oh George, don't give Ronnie wrong advice. You know you married ME!