- Phil Dunphy: [to camera] The thing about me and Jay is that our relationship's always been stuck In that primal place where it started. You know, he's the old silverback protecting his females. Then along comes this younger, stronger gorilla, swinging in, beating his chest, you know. Naturally, the ape ladies come running, presenting their nice scarlet behinds. Papa ape wants to stop all that, but he can't, you know. That's- That's life. I'm not the enemy. The enemy is poachers.
- Manny Delgado: I wish I could stay home with you and fly toy airplanes.
- Jay Pritchett: These aren't toy airplanes, Manny. These are models, and they're very complicated. You wanna fly one of these, you gotta be familiar with airfoil, drag, lift and thrust - and these are all principles of aerodynamics.
- Manny Delgado: The box says '12 and up'.