It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Great Recession (2009)

Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds

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• Frank Reynolds : All right, now pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken and you're gonna cook it tonight and make a tasty dinner that's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken.

  Beth : Actually, I'm vegan.

  Frank Reynolds : Okay, then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it *is* a shoe.

  Dee Reynolds : Nice one.

• Dennis Reynolds : [Frank is hanging by a noose]  Whoa. What the hell's going on over here?

  Dee Reynolds : Oh, Frank's trying to kill himself.

  Charlie Kelly : Oh, my God. Is he all right? Frank, are you all right?

  Frank Reynolds : Don't try to stop me.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh, my God.

  Charlie Kelly : Oh, so he's alive.

  Frank Reynolds : I lost all my money in a Ponzi scheme, Charlie. I'm broke!

  Dee Reynolds : His neck is so thick, I feel like he's just gonna swing and dangle around for a really long time.

• Frank Reynolds : You're very lucky that you're with somebody as resilient as Frank Reynolds.

  Dee Reynolds : You've tried to off yourself two times in the last 24 hours, Frank!