It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Great Recession (2009)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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• Mac : All right, let's get this guy outta here, send him a message.

  Dennis Reynolds : Let's do it.

  Charlie Kelly : Right, let's slash his tires.

  Mac : Well, not that though, because then he can't leave. That doesn't make any sense.

  Charlie Kelly : Well, you start putting plans under microscopes, nothing's gonna make sense, all right?

  Mac : Lots of things make sense. Slashing someone's tires so that they leave makes no sense.

  Charlie Kelly : You're gonna put everything I say under a microscope, bud?

  Dennis Reynolds : It's a stupid idea, Charlie.

• Charlie Kelly : Now let's talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash? How do I dispose of the trash?

  Dennis Reynolds : I don't know. We disposed the trash in the dumpster last night. What are you doing with it?

  Charlie Kelly : I am taking it to the furnace.

  Mac : We have a furnace?

  Charlie Kelly : Absolutely. Where do you think the heat comes from?

  Dennis Reynolds : You burn the trash in the furnace?

  Charlie Kelly : This bar runs on trash, dude. This bar is totally green that way.

  Dennis Reynolds : How is burning trash green?

  Charlie Kelly : Uh, because I'm recycling the trash into heat for the bar and lots of smoke for the bar. I'm giving the bar the good smoky smell that we all like.

  Mac : The bar smells like trash.

• Charlie Kelly : [Charlie is walking with two trash bags in his hands]  Now, let's talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash? How do I dispose of the trash?

  Dennis Reynolds : I don't know. We disposed of the trash in the dumpster last night. What are you doing with it?

  Charlie Kelly : I am taking it to the furnace.

  Mac : We have a furnace?

  Charlie Kelly : Absolutely. Where do you think the heat comes from?

  Dennis Reynolds : You burn the trash in the furnace?

  Charlie Kelly : This bar runs on trash, dude. This bar is totally green that way.

  Dennis Reynolds : How is burning trash green?

  Charlie Kelly : Uh, because I'm recycling the trash into heat for the bar, lots of smoke for the bar. I'm giving the bar the good smoky smell that we all like.

  Mac : The bar smells like trash.

  Dennis Reynolds : That's the exact opposite of green, Charlie.

  Charlie Kelly : Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I could put the trash into a landfill where it's going to stay for millions of years, or I could burn it up and get a nice smoky smell in here and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars.

  Mac : That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.