George Burns: George Burns

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• George Burns : Gracie has got a little system, first she does something and then she figures out how she's gonna do it. And to make it just a little more interesting, she never figures out how she's gonna do it until she does it. Now that kind of figuring might be a little confusing to you, but I've been married to Gracie for a lot of years and I know why you're confused. Because so am I.

• Gracie Allen , George Burns : [talking about Ronnie]  In his weakened condition, he doesn't know what he's doing.

  George Burns : Well, he doesn't seem to have any symptoms.

  Gracie Allen : Symptoms?

  George Burns : Yeah.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, well, he -- he got sick so fast he didn't have time to get them.

  George Burns : No symptoms?

  Gracie Allen : No, he went straight to the disease.