Howard McNear: Mr. Cuthbert Jantzen

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• Mr. Jansen : Ah, Mrs. Burns, I have something for you. I only give these to my very best customers. It's a new calendar.

  Gracie Allen : Well, thank you! Oh, you're such a reliable plumber, I'm sure your calendar will be accurate.

  Mr. Jansen : I hope so! Aren't you gonna hang it up?

  Gracie Allen : Oh no, you see, the bank already sent me one for next year so I'll save this one for the year after that.

• Mr. Jansen : You having trouble with your pipes again?

  Gracie Allen : Yes, the water won't go down the sink.

  Mr. Jansen : Oh, then it must be your drain. Well, that's Beverly Hills for ya. Above the ground it's a lovely community... but below the ground it's no better than anyplace else.

  Gracie Allen : That is true. And vice-versa.