George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : So you, um - you have your own checking account?

  Ronnie Burns : Well, I'm saving up a little money. It's sort of an old age emergency fund.

  George Burns : Old age?

  Ronnie Burns : Well, yes. When you get older you might not be as easy to get money from.

  George Burns : You know, Ronnie, if you don't pass your exams I might age before your next allowance.

• George Burns : Well, there goes Gracie, full speed ahead and running the wrong way.

• George Burns : You heard of Instant Milk and Instant Coffee? Well, I'm putting a new product on the market called Instant Confusion. You take any situation, you add a little Gracie, and there you are. And if you know where you are, you haven't taken enough.

• Gracie Allen : Thanks to you, Ronnie has rented an apartment.

  George Burns : Ronnie rented an apartment?

  Gracie Allen : His landlord just phoned. Ronnie give him a check with the wrong date.

  George Burns : Gracie, if I explain this, will ya listen?

  Gracie Allen : Oh, you don't have to explain it. I know what it is to put a wrong date on a check, I do it every day!