- Gracie Allen: Now, if you two are planning to continue your fight about Ronnie coming home late, don't you dare do it! You fought enough last night! And especially you, George. You have no right to talk to Ronnie the way you did, after all, he's your son, not your husband.
- George Burns: So you, um - you have your own checking account?
- Ronnie Burns: Well, I'm saving up a little money. It's sort of an old age emergency fund.
- George Burns: Old age?
- Ronnie Burns: Well, yes. When you get older you might not be as easy to get money from.
- George Burns: You know, Ronnie, if you don't pass your exams I might age before your next allowance.
- George Burns: You heard of Instant Milk and Instant Coffee? Well, I'm putting a new product on the market called Instant Confusion. You take any situation, you add a little Gracie, and there you are. And if you know where you are, you haven't taken enough.
- Gracie Allen: Thanks to you, Ronnie has rented an apartment.
- George Burns: Ronnie rented an apartment?
- Gracie Allen: His landlord just phoned. Ronnie give him a check with the wrong date.
- George Burns: Gracie, if I explain this, will ya listen?
- Gracie Allen: Oh, you don't have to explain it. I know what it is to put a wrong date on a check, I do it every day!