- Gracie Allen: I knew Ronnie was trying to get rid of me so, naturally, I listened outside. The next time you try to fool me, remember two things. That's a thin door and this is not a thick head.
- George Burns: If my wife can't get you out of this mess, I'm sure she can get you into a few that she can't get you out of.
- Harry Morton: Blanche, this is no time for amorous dalliance.
- Blanche Morton: When is the time?
- Harry Morton: In the far distant past.
- Blanche Morton: Don't you remember when I used to sit on your lap and snuggle? You were once romantic!
- Harry Morton: You were once twenty pounds lighter!
- Gracie Allen: Like my grandfather always said, "Live each day like it had 24 hours, and by the time the next day rolls around, you'll find out that it has."