- Lester Patel: What is that guy's secret with women? Has he got some kind of deal with the devil?
- Jeff Barnes: I've narrowed it down: either mind controlling LSD or sorcery.
- Chuck Bartowski: Okay, how about this one: what was your most difficult hit?
- Rafe Gruber: I'll take torture over this man's questions.
- John Casey: Roger that.
- Sarah Walker: No, it's not the mission. It's *everything*. It's how he pulled out Casey's tooth, and how he burned that asset a couple weeks ago. And the way he lies to Hannah. I mean, uh, it's so easy for him. Chuck's changing.
- Daniel Shaw: Chuck's becoming a spy.
- Sarah Walker: I know... But lives are being affected here.
- Daniel Shaw: Sounds like he's not the only one changing.
- Sarah Walker: It's like I'm watching Chuck disappear, and the further he gets from who he is, the more I wanna remember who I am. Who I was before all of this.
- Hannah: Look, I have dated a lot of liars before, so I usually know how to spot them. But you - *you* are the best I have ever seen. I hope that your lies keep you warm at night!
- Daniel Shaw: Listen to him. He's completely living the lie.
- Sarah Walker: I know, but he's not like you and me. We're both used to living somebody else's life.
- Daniel Shaw: That's the job.
- Sarah Walker: Yeah. But where does the job end? I can barely remember who I am anymore.
- Chuck Bartowski: I feel like I'm living a lie, Ellie. I used to be able to compartmentalize... these things. But it's like all the time now, it never stops. I feel like I'm not me anymore.
- Ellie Bartowski: I think I know what this is about.
- Chuck Bartowski: You do?
- Ellie Bartowski: Maybe things are moving too fast with Hannah. And... even though you really like her, it feels dishonest. Because the truth is you still have feelings for Sarah. Does this sound about right?
- Sarah Walker: I thought you didn't want dessert.
- Daniel Shaw: I don't. I want yours. See, my dessert is contained within your dessert.
- Ellie Bartowski: [Thinking Chuck's taking a shower] Chuck, listen. Uh, I get it. I'm not the one that you share everything with any more. I just - I just miss being that person. Everybody knew about this new girl you're dating before I did... I just wanted to let you know I'm a really good secret keeper. And if you don't want Sarah to know about the new girl...
- Hannah: [Hannnah exits the bathroom wrapped in a towel] I won't tell Sarah if you don't. Uh, I'm Hannah.
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Stop. Stop. If you keep talking, I'm going to have to lie to your sister, and I can't do that anymore. I'm not cut out for this, Chuck. I'm not like you.
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm sorry. I get it... Look, from now on, if Ellie asks you something, just say you don't know. It's not a lie.
- Rafe Gruber: [to Chuck and Shaw as he's got a gun pointed at Sarah's head] You two got it bad for this blonde. Can't say I blame ya. So I'm gonna make it easy on both of you. Take her out of the equation.
- Chuck Bartowski: Are you implying that this guy, *my* guy, is a cop?
- Matty: That's exactly what I'm saying! So, what does that say about you?
- Chuck Bartowski: [Chuck grabs Matty's gun. Then hits Casey] If he's a cop, I'll kill him myself!