Modern Family (TV Series)

Fizbo (2009)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

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• Phil Dunphy : I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah I am pretty much not afraid of anything.

  Cameron Tucker : [Cut to Cameron entering dressed as Fizbo the clown]  Well hey hey hey hey everybody! Quit your clowning around, that's my job!

  Phil Dunphy : Except clowns. Never shared that with the 'fam, so shhh! I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it's cause when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods. But who knows?

• Phil Dunphy : No, no, no-no-no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got.

  Jungle Tanya : I have an iguana that - uh - eats crickets.

  Phil Dunphy : That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. Seriously, Jungle Tanya, I need you to step it up a notch. Is there anything that scares the coocoo out of you?

  Jungle Tanya : Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.

  Phil Dunphy : Ooh! Does it...

  Jungle Tanya : -no, it does not breath fire.

  Phil Dunphy : Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?

• Cameron Tucker : Hey Phil, are you getting a clown for today?

  Phil Dunphy : Ohhh - no. Luke's not much of a clown fan.

  Cameron Tucker : Really?

  Phil Dunphy : Yeah, he never liked 'em.

  Cameron Tucker : Has he ever seen a good one?

  Phil Dunphy : Has anyone?

• Phil Dunphy : What'cha got there?

  Claire Dunphy : These are supplies for the crafts table. I finally figured out what we're gonna be making.

  Phil Dunphy : Kids bored?

• Claire Dunphy : These are supplies for the craft table. I finally figured what we're going to be making.

  Phil Dunphy : Kids bored?