Modern Family (TV Series)
Fizbo (2009)
Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker
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Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah I am pretty much not afraid of anything.
Cameron Tucker : [Cut to Cameron entering dressed as Fizbo the clown] Well hey hey hey hey everybody! Quit your clowning around, that's my job!
Phil Dunphy : Except clowns. Never shared that with the 'fam, so shhh! I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it's cause when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods. But who knows?
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Cameron Tucker : Hey Phil, are you getting a clown for today?
Phil Dunphy : Ohhh - no. Luke's not much of a clown fan.
Cameron Tucker : Really?
Phil Dunphy : Yeah, he never liked 'em.
Cameron Tucker : Has he ever seen a good one?
Phil Dunphy : Has anyone?
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Cameron Tucker : There are four types of clowns: A tramp, an Auguste, a whiteface and a character. I am a classically trained Auguste clown named Fizbo.
[Mitchell gets his attention]
Cameron Tucker : What?
Mitchell Pritchett : N-nothing. Between the clowning and the fishing, I'm surprised you had time for the schooling.
[Cameron frowns]
Mitchell Pritchett : And there's the fifth type, the sad clown.
Cameron Tucker : Sad clown is a tramp, so there's still only four types.
[Mitchell sarcastically draws a finger down his cheek]