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Cram
BandSAboutMovies17 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Marc (John DiMino) has put off his final paper way too long, so that leads him to a late night in the library and falling asleep, at which point his paper gets stolen and he's lured deeper into the mysterious world of the demonic Dewey Decimal System.

Directed and written by Abie Sidell, this movie puts Marc up against The Master of the Books (Brandon Burton) and the strange creatures and worlds that live within the stacks.

Where the most we can learn from most horror is to not have sex in the woods or go back home to deal with family business, Cram is unique in that it has a real message that's worth living up to: don't leave things until the last minute. Also, maybe don't go to graduation parties where you don't know anyone and still take a weed-lace cookie.

There's a lot going on - copy machines printing endless F grades for Marc, a couple making out that disappears, strange monsters lurking - and the story just kind of ambles around, but I found all of it rather charming. Sidell is pretty talented and this is a great film for a first full length.
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1/10
boring
amymay-6991630 September 2023
So boring and confusing. Marc has to cram for a test,but the spirit of knowlede from a tim burton film doesn't appreciate cramming? This film was all over the place for no reason. Acting was ok,but the plot was awful. Said spirit o' knowledge speaks like a main character from the globe theater, which makes no sense. Just fifty minutes random flashbacks/forwards that don't progress or even explain the plot. Tries to be higbrow,but is just dumb. Please, i beg of yoy, save yourself and watch something with more cohesiveness, and a better payoff, like grass grow or paint dry. This movie was awful.
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