Community (TV Series)
Debate 109 (2009)
John Michael Higgins: Professor Whitman
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Quotes
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Professor Whitman : Little trick for achieving the proper competitive mindset: I always envision my opponent having aggressive sex with my mother.
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Professor Whitman : You remind me of a young me, but with slightly worse hair.
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Professor Whitman : Jeffrey, as debate coach, I am offering you the opportunity to spend the night drinking from the cup of life, rather than romancing your nether regions in front of the E! channel.
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Professor Whitman : By zeus, what sort of jackassery is this?