Criminal Minds (TV Series)
The Performer (2009)
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
Quotes
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Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : [JJ and Reid are on the phone with Garcia. Reid is working at a glass evidence board. JJ sists in a chair] Penelope?
Penelope Garcia : Are we in yet?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : All yours.
Penelope Garcia : [sighs] I always feel skeevy going through someone's life like this.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Okay, so everything looks like it's password protected so you might not even be able to... you're in already, aren't you?
Penelope Garcia : Password was "Cullen."
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Of course.
Dr. Spencer Reid : [looks over] "*Colon?*"
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : *Cullen.* The vampire family from Twilight.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What's Twilight?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Do you ever read anything other than technical books.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Mm. Not much in English.
[looks back to his work]
Penelope Garcia : Okay I'll see what I can dredge. My love is strong.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Okay. Thanks.
[hangs up]
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : How's the profile coming?
Dr. Spencer Reid : I don't know. I never really feel ready, you know?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : You'll be fine. I'm gonna go to talk to Tara's BFF before the media requests come in and it gets too crazy.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What's a BFF?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : [sighs] Best friend forever.
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Jennifer "JJ" Jareau : You're in already, aren't you?
Garcia : Password was "Cullen".
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau : Of course.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Colon?
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau : *Cullen.* The vampire family from Twilight.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What's Twilight?
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Derek Morgan : Garcia, all these people drink blood?
Penelope Garcia : Au contraire. They mostly just dress up like Prentiss did in high school and they make believe. It's all kinds of delicious
Dr. Spencer Reid : It's not the same thing at all. As a matter of fact, I... I... we should refer to this unsub as vampirist, not a vampire. And they would be attracted to the subculture merely for it's professed worship of blood
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Derek Morgan : Okay, we need to talk to this Dante guy
Emily Prentiss : Garcia, can you get us an address?
Lt. Detective Owen Kim : Eh, that's gonna take a little while. These celebrities are protected by layers of privacy. It's like finding information on a deeply...
Penelope Garcia : 22423 Greenvale Circle, Holmby Hills. GPS coordinates are uploading to you now. And his name is Paul Davies, by the way
Emily Prentiss : Run him for a criminal record too
Penelope Garcia : You got it
Emily Prentiss : Thanks, PG.
Lt. Detective Owen Kim : I'd hate to think what she could find out about me
Emily Prentiss : Oh, I prefer not even to consider it!