Hart Sprager: Jim Boardman

Quotes 

• Ronnie Burns : Dad, I'm afraid you'll never appreciate our point of view because to you life has always been fun.

  Jim Boardman : And it's not true, Mr. Burns. Life is a series of grim realities. My play will show that life is dull and dreary and monotonous and tiresome and drab.

  George Burns : If you write the way you talk, you got a hit.