- Mrs. Cooperton: [while being chewed out by her husband] Harry, how could you talk to me this way!
- Mr. Cooperton: Well, it was easy, once I got started.
- Mrs. Cooperton: ...your granddaughter - is it Hassie?
- Grandpa Amos McCoy: That's right. It's short for Tallahassee. We had a cousin, one time, come through there, and he sent us a postcard, and we kinda liked the name.