It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System (2009)

Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly

Quotes 

• Charlie Kelly : I don't know. I did everything right and I can't get past the letter D, dude.

  Dennis Reynolds : What did you do exactly?

  Charlie Kelly : I broke into her place, I ripped her sink apart, I brought a bag of hair, you know what I mean? And I come across looking like a total jerk!