Quarter Life Crisis Movie (2007)

Jamie Sylvestre: Martina Chwaluk

Quotes 

• Tomasso Dellapia : [voice over]  After exposing my past, I never expected she take me home with her.

  Martina Chwaluk : [Tomasso grinds his body behind Martina]  What are you doing?

  Tomasso Dellapia : What?

  Martina Chwaluk : The back door is closed.

  Tomasso Dellapia : A guest wants in.

  Martina Chwaluk : No visitors allowed!

  Tomasso Dellapia : You are a terrible host.

• Val : We live in a consumer culture. Companies use advertisers to sell their products. Advertisers sell products to people by creating fear and playing on their insecurities. We must buy, buy to feel good.

  Martina Chwaluk : That's interesting.

  Val : So can I eat your ass now?

• Tina : Oh yeah! The anal freak! So why do you date these losers?

  Martina Chwaluk : I guess I have a weird taste for interesting guys.

  Tina : You have an interesting taste for weirdos!

• Martina Chwaluk : I am sorry. You went through a lot of trouble to arrange this. I should have looked better. It's just, I am going through a quarter life crisis.

  Martina's mom : What a joke. Quarter life crisis?

  Martina Chwaluk : I am going through it.

  Martina's mom : You are in your twenties! It's probably the only time in your life that your crisis is the least likely to actually have consequences. Your dad died when I was 24. I had to raise you. This quarter life crisis gives affluent young people, who have never suffered anything truly traumatic yet another mechanism for feeling sorry for themselves.

• Martina Chwaluk : So what happened? Why did she leave you?

  Tomasso Dellapia : Hey! What makes you think she left me? Maybe I left her, you know.

  Martina Chwaluk : No, no. See, a woman leaves a man because she's not getting her needs fulfilled. A man leaves a woman becauuse he is not getting his need fulfilled.

• Martina Chwaluk : He wants to be a filmmaker.

  Martina's mom : He's not corporate at all. You should go for a guy...

  Martina Chwaluk : ...I know I like

  Martina's mom : You should go for a guy whose got the biggest bang for his buck.

  Martina's mom : MY GOD! STOP IT!

  Martina's mom : All those MBA's I introduced you to and you have to go for a starving artist. This guy won't give you a future.