True Jackson, VP (TV Series)
My Boss Ate My Homework (2010)
Ashley Argota Torres: Lulu Johnson
Quotes
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Lulu Johnson : [disguised as a janitor] I'm just cleaning up. It's a job. I hate trash.
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : Yeah, well, these offices are shut down, kinda like some kind of snot nose couldn't keep her yap shut.
Lulu Johnson : HEY!
[fakes coughing]
Lulu Johnson : Sneeze these days. Am I wrong or am I right?
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : You said it.
Lulu Johnson : What are you gonna do?
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : What can you do?
Lulu Johnson : You can't do nothing. So uh, have you seen the room where they keep the wood chips and the gasoline?
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : [surprised] Sweet christ, that's what broke down that wall!
Lulu Johnson : Come on, I'll show you!
[True sneaks out of the garbage can and controls it]
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Lulu Johnson : [runs in the office] Hurry up!
True Jackson : [they are next to easels of the dresses paintings] I'm trying. Which'd do you like better?
Lulu Johnson : Uh, the black one.
True Jackson : The black one? But don't you think the red one looks funky?
Lulu Johnson : Yeah, funky bad like oh thee clams tastes like funky bad.
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : [walks by] Hello!
[True hides behind the red dress painting]
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : Who took down this tape?
Lulu Johnson : Oh I think the wind blew it off.
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : [suspiciously] I don't feel any wind.
Lulu Johnson : Well, not now but it was going crazy a minute ago. More like I'm okay.
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : What are these?
Lulu Johnson : Dresses scents. The big one to Paris. Which do you like better?
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : Oh I don't know anything about dresses. But if I had to pick I'd go with the black one. The red one looks funky.
True Jackson : Oh, come on!
[the fire marshal takes the whole portrait off the easel]
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : What are you doing here? I shut this office down!
True Jackson : Oh, you a sodius?
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : What I say goes. Now, get out!
True Jackson : You know, my whole life has lift up to cops and firemen, but you're just a bully. Come on, Lulu.
Lulu Johnson : Lulu? I'm not Lulu.
Fire Marshal O'Dannon : Your mustache is crooked.
Lulu Johnson : Yeah well that's only because I---
[takes the painting and runs off]