- Lulu Johnson: [disguised as a janitor] I'm just cleaning up. It's a job. I hate trash.
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: Yeah, well, these offices are shut down, kinda like some kind of snot nose couldn't keep her yap shut.
- Lulu Johnson: HEY!
- [fakes coughing]
- Lulu Johnson: Sneeze these days. Am I wrong or am I right?
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: You said it.
- Lulu Johnson: What are you gonna do?
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: What can you do?
- Lulu Johnson: You can't do nothing. So uh, have you seen the room where they keep the wood chips and the gasoline?
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: [surprised] Sweet christ, that's what broke down that wall!
- Lulu Johnson: Come on, I'll show you!
- [True sneaks out of the garbage can and controls it]
- Lulu Johnson: [runs in the office] Hurry up!
- True Jackson: [they are next to easels of the dresses paintings] I'm trying. Which'd do you like better?
- Lulu Johnson: Uh, the black one.
- True Jackson: The black one? But don't you think the red one looks funky?
- Lulu Johnson: Yeah, funky bad like oh thee clams tastes like funky bad.
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: [walks by] Hello!
- [True hides behind the red dress painting]
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: Who took down this tape?
- Lulu Johnson: Oh I think the wind blew it off.
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: [suspiciously] I don't feel any wind.
- Lulu Johnson: Well, not now but it was going crazy a minute ago. More like I'm okay.
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: What are these?
- Lulu Johnson: Dresses scents. The big one to Paris. Which do you like better?
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: Oh I don't know anything about dresses. But if I had to pick I'd go with the black one. The red one looks funky.
- True Jackson: Oh, come on!
- [the fire marshal takes the whole portrait off the easel]
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: What are you doing here? I shut this office down!
- True Jackson: Oh, you a sodius?
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: What I say goes. Now, get out!
- True Jackson: You know, my whole life has lift up to cops and firemen, but you're just a bully. Come on, Lulu.
- Lulu Johnson: Lulu? I'm not Lulu.
- Fire Marshal O'Dannon: Your mustache is crooked.
- Lulu Johnson: Yeah well that's only because I---
- [takes the painting and runs off]