Alan Oppenheimer: Prof. Amadeus Sharp

Quotes 

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : [looking on the wrong wrist]  Now, uh, where did I put my watch?

• Gen. Brillig : What'll they think of next?

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : I dunno, General. I haven't thought of it.

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : My enhancer organizes the electrical firing between nerve synapses in the brain in a much more efficient manner than mega-doses of phenilatin and ocadine and vitamins such as codeine.

  Gen. Brillig : [clearing his throat]  Uh... sure. You wanna run that by me again?

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : This is not my brother's work. Wilmer was at least neat.

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : He's extremely intelligent. After all, he is my brother.

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : You be a good boy, Wilmer, and we'll have pudding for dessert.

  [quietly to the others] 

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : Ah, Wilmer always loved pudding. Aunt Hilda used to fix it for us after school.

• Mother-1 : Professor Sharp, what if he's still evil. A Scarab that can absorb any information he wants can be even more dangerous than the old Scarab.

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : No, no, no, it couldn't happen; the old Scarab doesn't exist anymore. Wilmer will be good as long as he's taught to be good.

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : I'd like Wilmer to spend time with a nice normal family.

  Bionic-1 : Huh?

  Mother-1 : Uh, Professor, is it safe? Uh, what if something goes wrong, if he's accidentally exposed to something evil?

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : That's why the family I want Wilmer to visit is the Bennetts.

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : [of Scarab's old gang]  Darn, I should be more careful; I can't risk having Wilmer exposed to such bad influences.