John Stephenson: Bionic-1, Jack Bennett, Klunk, Gen. Brillig

Quotes 

• Gen. Brillig : What'll they think of next?

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : I dunno, General. I haven't thought of it.

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : My enhancer organizes the electrical firing between nerve synapses in the brain in a much more efficient manner than mega-doses of phenilatin and ocadine and vitamins such as codeine.

  Gen. Brillig : [clearing his throat]  Uh... sure. You wanna run that by me again?

• Mechanic : [lifted by him]  Hey, what's up?

  Bionic-1 : You are, bright boy, but not for long.

  [throws him] 

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : I'd like Wilmer to spend time with a nice normal family.

  Bionic-1 : Huh?

  Mother-1 : Uh, Professor, is it safe? Uh, what if something goes wrong, if he's accidentally exposed to something evil?

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : That's why the family I want Wilmer to visit is the Bennetts.

• Bionic-1 : Looks like the lunatics have taken over the asylum.

• Bionic-1 : Right makes might, Glove.

  Glove : Where did ya learn that one, The Heroes' Handbook?