- Dr. Scarab: Show we that you can do *something* right.
- Glove: [quietly] I'll show you something, Dr. Scarab. Something you'll never forget. Or will you?
- Gen. Brillig: What'll they think of next?
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: I dunno, General. I haven't thought of it.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: My enhancer organizes the electrical firing between nerve synapses in the brain in a much more efficient manner than mega-doses of phenilatin and ocadine and vitamins such as codeine.
- Gen. Brillig: [clearing his throat] Uh... sure. You wanna run that by me again?
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: You be a good boy, Wilmer, and we'll have pudding for dessert.
- [quietly to the others]
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Ah, Wilmer always loved pudding. Aunt Hilda used to fix it for us after school.
- Mother-1: Professor Sharp, what if he's still evil. A Scarab that can absorb any information he wants can be even more dangerous than the old Scarab.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: No, no, no, it couldn't happen; the old Scarab doesn't exist anymore. Wilmer will be good as long as he's taught to be good.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: I'd like Wilmer to spend time with a nice normal family.
- Bionic-1: Huh?
- Mother-1: Uh, Professor, is it safe? Uh, what if something goes wrong, if he's accidentally exposed to something evil?
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: That's why the family I want Wilmer to visit is the Bennetts.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: [of Scarab's old gang] Darn, I should be more careful; I can't risk having Wilmer exposed to such bad influences.
- Dr. Scarab: [chuckling wryly adjusting the volume on the showing of the robbery] I can't have Maddy interrupting my education.
- Dr. Scarab: F.L.U.F.F.I., do you have a small screwdriver?
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: [several pop out of his fingers] Metric - or - standard?