- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [after getting free of a man-eating plant] Now I know how toothpaste feels.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Absolutely anything could change him and - send him back to a life of evil; I... I can't let it happen again.
- Sharp's Computer: I'm sorry, Glove, but you cannot have access. The weapons files are for Dr. Scarab only.
- Glove: [aiming] Computer... I've just loaded a thermal missile. Now may I *please* have access!
- Sharp's Computer: On second thought, Glove, you are cleared for access override.
- Dr. Scarab: [his voice returning to its deeper more sinister pitch] I'm sure Maddy won't mind my borrowing his equipment. A-after all, it's all... in the family.
- [laughs]
- Glove: And if there are any mistakes, I'll blast you into a million tiny bits.
- Mechanic: [Someone blasts the door down] Uh, it's the boss.
- Glove: No. It can't be!
- Dr. Scarab: Hold it there, Glove. Or I'll blast you "into a million tiny bits."
- Glove: [realizing Scarab doesn't know them] We, uh... uh, know you through your brother, Professor Sharp.
- Glove: Are you challenging me?
- Dr. Scarab: Well, I - I've just done that, remember? And you lost. You also failed to properly seal the cordomite. And you left an ionic trail any child could follow.
- Dr. Scarab: Forgive my informality, but for some reason I feel more comfortable sitting.
- Karate-1: It could be because you're a big tub of lard.