Community (TV Series)
Politics of Human Sexuality (2009)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : [looking at the model penis] I had it wrong. Is that considered large?
Britta Perry : [at the same time as Shirley] Yes.
Shirley Bennett : [at the same time as Britta] No.
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Annie Edison : He's gay now.
Britta Perry : I think he was gay then.
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Sabrina : "Secretary" is a little degrading to women. I help the dean do office-y things.
Britta Perry : Oh, gender saved.
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Dean Pelton : Isn't it great? Greendale is the latest campus to catch a case of *public health fever*.
Britta Perry : You know the toilets in the women's bathrooms don't have seats, right?
Dean Pelton : Because they keep getting stolen. Sabrina, take a note. I want hidden cameras in every stall.
Britta Perry : Problem solved.
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Dean Pelton : Okay, I'm just gonna turn him around and we're gonna cover him up. Okay, ladies, I am shocked at the reverse Porky's that has happened here.
Britta Perry : I don't see what the big deal is. Annie needed to look at the model of the pen...
Dean Pelton : Okay, the P-word has entered into play. That's exactly why I wanted Gayle, our school counselor here, and Monique, who's keeping record, to ensure we discuss these sensitive topics in a legally appropriate manner.
Gail the School Counselor : I think everyone should say "penis" so we can take away the negative power of the word, yeah? So everybody.
Dean Pelton , Gail the School Counselor , Officer Cackowski , Britta Perry , Shirley Bennett : Penis.
Officer Cackowski : [pointing at Annie] She didn't say it.
Dean Pelton : Now why did you break in to see the penis? Wow, I really do feel more comfortable saying that now, Gayle.
Gail the School Counselor : I just wanna focus on the girl who won't say "penis."
[Annie visually surveys the room while breathing heavy]
Gail the School Counselor : This is a judgment-free zone, so express yourself.
Annie Edison : You know what? I don't want to express myself. I don't wanna sit in a room full of people and say
[quieter voice]
Annie Edison : the P-word.
[returns to normal voice]
Annie Edison : I like being repressed. I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality. And maybe, just maybe, if everyone were a little more like me, we wouldn't have to have an STD fair.
Britta Perry : You go, girl.
Shirley Bennett : That's my pumpkin. Mm-hm.
Annie Edison : By the way, now that I've gotten a good look at one, I don't see what all the fuss was about. A giant thumb in a turtleneck.
[yells]
Annie Edison : Whoop-dee-doo!
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Annie Edison : I had relations with my high school boyfriend. We did it to Madonna's Erotica on the floor of his walk-in closet, but he wouldn't let me look at it. He cried after... and during. He's gay now.
Britta Perry : [whispers] I think he was gay then.