Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)
Long Arm of the Law! (2009)
Diedrich Bader: Batman
Quotes
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Batman : Woozy.
Woozy Winks : No, Bats, I'm fine. Thanks to you.
Batman : No, I meant you're Woozy.
Woozy Winks : No, really, never been better.
Batman : [thinking, derisively] Sidekicks.
Plastic Man : That dumb oaf almost hurt my family, and now he's gonna pay.
Batman : Now is not the best time to let your emotions get the best of you, Plas.
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Batman : Kite Man is trying to draw you out. Until we know what he's up to, it's best for you to stay here with your family.
Plastic Man : [with his fingers crossed behind his back] Oh, okay, Bats.
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Plastic Man : My fault. This is my fault. I have no self-control. Oh, why didn't I do the thing when I...
Batman : Get a hold of yourself, O'Brien. Pull it together and let's go.
Plastic Man : You really think I can help? After everything?
Batman : I never waste my time on screwups, O'Brien.
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Kite Man : Those years in jail kept me from achieving my own greatness. But when people hear how I used a kite for my fiendish revenge, I'll be the most famous kite-related person in history.
[tying up Batman]
Kite Man : Now that I've taken care of any unwanted interference, Eel, step out here where I can shoot you more easily.
Batman : O'Brien, you don't have to...
Plastic Man : But I do, Bats. Thanks to me, my family's in danger. I have to make this right. All right, Kite Man, you win.
Kite Man : Of course, I do. My ray will turn you into a petrified statue for my mantle. That is, if I don't smash you to bits.
Batman : [after he fires the ray] Okay, Kite Man, now release the hostages.
Kite Man : As you wish.
[snapping at Rubberneck, the kite to which Ramona, the baby, and the dog are lashed begins to fly away with the wind]
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Batman : Sorry to interrupt.
Plastic Man : Batman, come in, come in. Honey, it's Batman. Gotta talk with Batman. He's on a schedule, it's Batman, very busy.
Batman : [scanning him] Just as I suspected. You're missing 2.2 grams of yourself.
Woozy Winks : Mm-hmm. I thought you looked thinner.
Plastic Man : [gasping, with an exaggerated facial expression] Wait, what does that even mean?
Batman : The robbery at the museum was just a ruse. Rubberneck followed you in there. It was all a set-up to get to you.
Woozy Winks : But why, Plas? Can you think of anyone who has an ax to grind with you?
Plastic Man : Hmm...
[thinking through various events where he disrupted others]
Plastic Man : No, I can't think of a soul.
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Plastic Man : Where are we?
Batman : The Franklin Museum. Founded by the most famous kite flyer of them all: Benjamin Franklin.
Kite Man : Very good, Batman.
Plastic Man : Where's my family, Kite Man?
Woozy Winks : Plas! Look!
Plastic Man : [seeing them tied up to a kite outside] You are one sick individual.
Kite Man : Perhaps, but it wasn't always that way. As a boy, I was obsessed with Ben Franklin. I even re-created the famous electricity experiment. But I was brash. I cut corners, ignored safety precautions.
Batman : The resulting lightning strike caused a psychological trauma that forced you into a life of kite-centric crime.
Kite Man : Ben Franklin was a fraud. What did this so-called great man ever give us?
Woozy Winks : Bifocals.
Plastic Man : The Franklin stove.
Rubberneck : Daylight savings time.
Kite Man : Never mind! The only thing that matters is that tonight, I will have my vengeance.
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Plastic Man : Aha! Rubberneck, I've caught you red-handed.
[grabbing him, Rubberneck rolls him into a ball, bounces him a few times, then throws him through the ceiling]
Batman : You double-dribbled, Rubberneck. That's a penalty. Ten to twenty years in Blackgate Prison.
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Batman : [Plastic Man has molded himself into the Batmobile] I told you to stay behind.
Plastic Man : But we wanted to help.
Batman : We?
Woozy Winks : [munching on a burger in the passenger seat] Hi.
Batman : It seems like our friend Rubberneck is at it again. Get us to the east side. Pronto.
Plastic Man : Gotcha.