The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

An Elephant Never Forgets/Otter Things Have Happened (2009)

Nicole Sullivan: Marlene

Quotes 

• Marlene : So, Fred, let's get to know you. What makes you tick? What are your likes, what are your dislikes.

  Fred : Well, I like most things, except the things I don't like. Stupid things I don't like!

• Skipper : If Kowalski's invention works, think of the defense applications.

  Marlene : Defense applications... for the Lovulator.

  Skipper : Limitless!

• Marlene : When I find Julien, I'm gonna tear him limb from limb, then sew him back together, and then tear him apart all over again!

  [Julien screams off screen] 

  Skipper : Sounds like someone beat you to it.

• Marlene : So, how would you like to show me the town?

  Fred : It's right over there.

  Marlene : You kidder! You are kidding, right?

• Private : I wonder how the rest of Marlene's date went?

  Skipper : I'm sure it was a many splendored thing.

  Kowalski : Of course. It was scientifically approved.

  Marlene : Hi, guys. So, me and Fred? Not happening.

  Kowalski : What?

  Marlene : Turns out what I thought was him being funny was actually just him being...

  Skipper : Dumb as a sack of hammers?

  Marlene : Let's just say I did not hear Spanish guitar when we were together.

  Kowalski : But, but science let us to him. Science said he was perfect. SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

• Marlene : You were fighting over me? Julien, what were you thinking? I'm not some prize to be won!

  King Julien : Yes, Marlene. Now that I am looking at you, especially from this unflattering angle, I realize that you are right. You are no prize.

  Marlene : Wh-wh-wait. What?

• Private : We just thought an otter alone in the big city might be...

  Marlene : What?

  Skipper : Lonely! The soul-crushing solitude must be eating you alive!

  Marlene : Right. But why the sudden interest in my love life?

  Kowalski : All right, we needed a guinea pig, and you were the closest species. Genetically speaking.