Adam & Eve's spoof of AIP Beach Party movies (leading character is even named Frankie) spreads out over multiple pointless releases. Nothing happens in this one.
What passes for a story has Frankie, played by Alan Stafford, traveling by a secret map to an island where he can pursue surfing. Star Bree Olson turns him down so he goes it alone.
Nonexistent SPFX and terrible process-shots take him through a storm, landing on the island and having sex with native girls. A hammy, fat crew member plays Bwana, a (white guy) witch doctor whose cauldron serves as a crystal ball showing what's happening at home.
What's happening is Bree having sex, and the big names on the cast roster AOL (Faye Reagan, Chastity Lynn), probably to show up in a future episode.
What passes for a story has Frankie, played by Alan Stafford, traveling by a secret map to an island where he can pursue surfing. Star Bree Olson turns him down so he goes it alone.
Nonexistent SPFX and terrible process-shots take him through a storm, landing on the island and having sex with native girls. A hammy, fat crew member plays Bwana, a (white guy) witch doctor whose cauldron serves as a crystal ball showing what's happening at home.
What's happening is Bree having sex, and the big names on the cast roster AOL (Faye Reagan, Chastity Lynn), probably to show up in a future episode.