Shining Time Station (TV Series)

Mr. Conductor's Movie (1993)

George Carlin: Mr. Conductor

Quotes 

• Mr. Conductor : My favorite movie is The Wizard of Oz, especially the scene where the Munchkins welcome Dorothy. I could've done that.

• Mr. Conductor : First it's "the" movie, now it's *your* movie? Things are moving quickly since the movie came to town.

• Stacy Jones : That's the freight-train with all the livestock; I've gotta go finish the freight-schedule.

  Mr. Conductor : [calling after as a clucking is heard in the background]  Don't count your chickens before they're hatched!

• Mr. Conductor : How did it go? It looked great in my camera. I could only get part of the action. So much was going on!

• Mr. Conductor : [trying to cheer them up]  But just think - if only you were trains, you'd all be movie-stars now!

  Stacy Jones : [laughing with the others]  Oh, don't tease us, Mr. Conductor!

  Mr. Conductor : The real tease is, if you'd just been yourselves, Barry Prince would've put you in his movie. You'd all be stars. Instead, you're *my* stars. And I'm glad. Because his movie won't be half as good as mine, where I feature you all as real people, and as the characters you played.

• Mr. Conductor : Ever since I read about Stuart Little getting snapped up a window-shade, rolled-up things really scare me.

• Stacy Jones : Ladies and gentlemen, cast and friends, Shining Time Station is proud to present... Oh, Mr. Conductor, what's your title?

  Mr. Conductor : Producer-director.

  Stacy Jones : No, no, no; I mean the title of the movie.

  Mr. Conductor : Oh. "A Little Light Madness."

  Stacy Jones : Proud to present "A Little Light Madness", starring... starring everyone.