- Midge Smoot: Don't mind me. Just pretend I'm not here. I'm just a fly on a wall, minding my own business.
- Mr. Conductor: My favorite movie is The Wizard of Oz, especially the scene where the Munchkins welcome Dorothy. I could've done that.
- Mr. Conductor: First it's "the" movie, now it's *your* movie? Things are moving quickly since the movie came to town.
- Stacy Jones: That's the freight-train with all the livestock; I've gotta go finish the freight-schedule.
- Mr. Conductor: [calling after as a clucking is heard in the background] Don't count your chickens before they're hatched!
- Becky: [in a dress and tiara greeting J. B. King and Barry Prince] Ah, the king and the prince. I'm honored to meet you. Welcome.
- Mr. Conductor: How did it go? It looked great in my camera. I could only get part of the action. So much was going on!
- Mr. Conductor: [trying to cheer them up] But just think - if only you were trains, you'd all be movie-stars now!
- Stacy Jones: [laughing with the others] Oh, don't tease us, Mr. Conductor!
- Mr. Conductor: The real tease is, if you'd just been yourselves, Barry Prince would've put you in his movie. You'd all be stars. Instead, you're *my* stars. And I'm glad. Because his movie won't be half as good as mine, where I feature you all as real people, and as the characters you played.
- Mr. Conductor: Ever since I read about Stuart Little getting snapped up a window-shade, rolled-up things really scare me.
- Stacy Jones: Ladies and gentlemen, cast and friends, Shining Time Station is proud to present... Oh, Mr. Conductor, what's your title?
- Mr. Conductor: Producer-director.
- Stacy Jones: No, no, no; I mean the title of the movie.
- Mr. Conductor: Oh. "A Little Light Madness."
- Stacy Jones: Proud to present "A Little Light Madness", starring... starring everyone.