Shining Time Station (TV Series)

Bully for Mr. Conductor (1993)

Ira Glasner: Buster King

Quotes 

• Buster : It's that tiny guy my dumb uncle's always looking for. Get out of my way!

  Dan Jones : NO!

  Buster : I said, get out of my way or I'll beat you up!

  Dan Jones : [stepping down the top step]  NO!

  Buster : I said, I'd beat you up!

  Dan Jones : [descending]  You get away from here! Leave Mr. Conductor alone!

  [J.B. King hears the loud confrontation and bumps his head under the table] 

  Dan Jones : You lay one hand on Mr. Conductor, and... I'll turn you upside-down!

  Buster : [scared]  Upside-down?

  Dan Jones : I'll spin you around by your feet.

  Buster : My feet?

  Dan Jones : [Mr. Conductor gives a thumbs-up and disappears]  I'll stick that ice-cream cone on your head!

  Buster : Now take it easy; calm down, OK?

  Dan Jones : And give me my nickel back!

  Buster : [nervously]  Here... uh.,.take your nickel. Just don't hurt me, please!

• Buster : [pointing to Dan]  Stay away from that kid! He's dangerous!

  Schemer : Oh, wow.

  [to Dan, sounding appalled] 

  Schemer : Wait till you see what happens when J.B. King finds out that you scared off his nephew. His very special, favorite nephew.

  Buster : Yeah, we'll see how tough you are after I tell my dumb uncle what happened. Then I can draw on the walls all I want.

  [bumps into J.B. King, who stares at him in anger] 

  Buster : Oh, hello, Uncle J.B.! I was just telling them how well you run the railroad.

  J.B. King : [speaks in a scolding tone of voice]  You're already in ENOUGH trouble, Buster! Don't make it worse by lying to me.

  Buster : [innocently]  Oh, whatever do you mean Uncle J.B.? We were just having fun.

  J.B. King : Buster, we'll talk about it later. Wait for me outside!

  Buster : [whines]  I never get to have any fun. It's all his fault!

  J.B. King : Outside!

  [speaking gently to Dan] 

  J.B. King : Dan, on behalf of the entire King family. I apologize to you.