Shining Time Station (TV Series)

Stacy Forgets Her Name (1993)

Brian Edward O'Connor: Schemer

Quotes 

• Schemer : [coming in in his lawyer disguise, right after Stacy has regained her memory]  Ah, ma'am, there you are. My client Mr. Schemer is hoping that you could resign this and...

  Stacy Jones : Yes, uh... your client? Ma'am? Since when do you call me ma'am?

  Schemer : [uneasy]  Oh, it's just a little joke, Jonesy... uh, miss ma'am... I mean, Miss Jones...

  Stacy Jones : Yeah, and it's also important to know who your friends aren't!

  [removes Schemer's shades] 

  Stacy Jones : Who would take advantage of someone for their own low, mean-spirited personal gains?

  [rips Schemer's false mustache off hard] 

  Schemer : Ouch!

  [saunters away while holding his upper lip in pain] 

  Schemer : Uh, I take it that means you're declining my client's offer?