- Steve Smith: [Roger bites off Stan's finger] Roger what'd you do that for! You already have the medal!
- Roger: I don't know, they did it in the movie, I mean if we're gonna go for it, go for it
- Roger the Alien: [Roger is imitating Gollum] Masters wants to destroy it
- Roger the Alien: [in his normal voice] You mean the medal?
- Roger the Alien: [in his Gollum voice] We have to destroy masters
- Roger the Alien: [in his normal voice] Say it, don't spray it and secondly I agree with you
- Roger the Alien: Sorry again about the whole cheek thing.
- Stan Smith: Nonsense, you just gave me another hole for your glory to shine through. A glory hole, in my face.
- Steve Smith: [Talking to Stan who's crying] I thought I heard you in here. Having a good old fashioned night cry? You want Mr. Cryserotops? That's right, feed him your tears. Yes, you're good with him.
- Steve Smith: [about Ronald Regan] But he's dead?
- Stan Smith: But not unreachable
- Steve Smith: Like Gandalf the Grey when it came back as Gandalf the White
- Stan Smith: Oh son, every day with you is like a punch in the nads
- Roger: [to Steve] I asked if you wanted drugs, I said it in a weird voice so your Dad wouldn't hear but now he has, you blew it