Diablo Cody: Self

Quotes 

• Diablo Cody : I love the show, I'm just saying, you don't have to watch the show to be my friend. I don't like to make those demands of people.

  Zoe Bell : Yeah, I know the feeling. People are like, oh my god I'm so sorry, I haven't seen that movie, I'm like, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to fire you as a friend or something?

• Diablo Cody : The cable stuff is good now, which is fun, like Mad Men and you know, you can swear and show tits...

  Zoe Bell : Which makes good television!

• Diablo Cody : I'm hoping Zoe doesn't end up on the hood of the car.

• Diablo Cody : If I'm going to absorb all that negativity then I should be allowed to experience the good stuff as well. So I went to therapy and learnt how to do it.

  Zoe Bell : God bless therapy!

• Zoe Bell : We've got cameras. Doesn't that just make us important?

  Diablo Cody : It makes us obnoxious!

• Zoe Bell : Who would you not to do this with?

  Diablo Cody : Who would I not want to do this with? I will answer this question. Roman Polanski.

• Diablo Cody : I have ten per cent of the average person's face remembrance skills, so I have to meet someone five times before I can recognise them.