- Diablo Cody: I love the show, I'm just saying, you don't have to watch the show to be my friend. I don't like to make those demands of people.
- Zoe Bell: Yeah, I know the feeling. People are like, oh my god I'm so sorry, I haven't seen that movie, I'm like, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to fire you as a friend or something?
- Diablo Cody: The cable stuff is good now, which is fun, like Mad Men and you know, you can swear and show tits...
- Zoe Bell: Which makes good television!
- Diablo Cody: If I'm going to absorb all that negativity then I should be allowed to experience the good stuff as well. So I went to therapy and learnt how to do it.
- Zoe Bell: God bless therapy!
- Zoe Bell: We've got cameras. Doesn't that just make us important?
- Diablo Cody: It makes us obnoxious!
- Zoe Bell: Who would you not to do this with?
- Diablo Cody: Who would I not want to do this with? I will answer this question. Roman Polanski.
- Diablo Cody: I have ten per cent of the average person's face remembrance skills, so I have to meet someone five times before I can recognise them.
- Zoe Bell: I feel bad that you're married, because I feel that we should make out, you know what I mean?