Mr. Mayor (TV Series)

Sister Cities (2022)

Holly Hunter: Arpi Meskimen

Quotes 

• Neil Bremer : Today is the day.

  Arpi Meskimen : Isn't that always true, sir?

• Neil Bremer : Oh. Okay, this visit isn't just about pleasantries and goodwill. We have a chance to do real things for the city here. I mean, Nagoya, Japan, has a bullet train that could get you to San Diego in an hour.

  Arpi Meskimen : To protest the Navy's secret dolphin programs.

  Neil Bremer : And I want to set up a cultural exchange with the mayor of Giza. The treasures of the pyramids in exchange for some of our cultural artifacts, like Kevin Hart's watch collection.

  Jayden Kwapis : Kevin Hart lives in my building.

  Mikaela Shaw : Jayden, we've been over this. That's a precocious black child.

  [Jayden shakes his head and mouths, It's Kevin Hart] 

• Arpi Meskimen : ...you got to get your jollies whenever the Jolly Rancher rolls through town.

• Arpi Meskimen : We had a real connection.

  Mikaela Shaw : How come I've never heard you talk about him?

  Arpi Meskimen : Because nothing happened. I figured I wasn't his type. Then he ended up marrying David Spade's stunt woman, so that's how wrong I was.