Mr. Mayor (TV Series)

Sister Cities (2022)

Ted Danson: Neil Bremer

Quotes 

• Neil Bremer : What is this?

  Jayden Kwapis : I wanted it to be special. And the guys at Cars of Stars Rentals said that this just screams Los Angeles, which it does if you use the horn. I think it's David Lee Roth's voice.

• Neil Bremer : Today is the day.

  Arpi Meskimen : Isn't that always true, sir?

• Neil Bremer : Oh. Okay, this visit isn't just about pleasantries and goodwill. We have a chance to do real things for the city here. I mean, Nagoya, Japan, has a bullet train that could get you to San Diego in an hour.

  Arpi Meskimen : To protest the Navy's secret dolphin programs.

  Neil Bremer : And I want to set up a cultural exchange with the mayor of Giza. The treasures of the pyramids in exchange for some of our cultural artifacts, like Kevin Hart's watch collection.

  Jayden Kwapis : Kevin Hart lives in my building.

  Mikaela Shaw : Jayden, we've been over this. That's a precocious black child.

  [Jayden shakes his head and mouths, It's Kevin Hart] 

• Mayor Zenobia : I'm a little high.

  Neil Bremer : It happens. All right, let's take my car, shall we? Here we go.

  Tommy Tomás : Welcome to LA.

  Neil Bremer : Yeah. Hey, Tommy.

  Tommy Tomás : Yeah?

  Neil Bremer : Jayden's gonna ride with us. I know you don't want to burden me with problems, so why don't you solve that and then tell me how you did it afterwards?

• Nikos : I always change my shoes at lunch for energy. If all your shoes are brown, you won't affect continuity.

  Neil Bremer : What a beautiful proverb.

• Tommy Tomás : Anyway, the headline is: I took care of it.

  Neil Bremer : Well, thank you, Tommy. You're a lifesaver.

  Tommy Tomás : [gasps]  Well, yeah, I know how important today is, so I flexed some muscle and was a real buff boy.

• Neil Bremer : Well, time to make some deals. Watch and learn, Tommy.

  Tommy Tomás : This'll be like watching Michael Jordan jump up and throw the ball and it goes through a ring and then...

  Neil Bremer : Stay in your lane, buddy.

  [laughs] 

• Neil Bremer : Thank you for coming straight here. I hope you're not too tired.

  Bryce : No, I took some of my stepson's ADHD medication, so I am flying.

  [chuckles] 

• Neil Bremer : Okay, so hello in Greek is yassas. Yes-ass? I'm not saying that.