Mr. Mayor (TV Series)

Sister Cities (2022)

Vella Lovell: Mikaela Shaw

Quotes 

• Mikaela Shaw : Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you really think he was flirting?

  Jayden Kwapis : Let's just say that over the years, I have observed a lot of romance. I'm my mom's wing man.

  Mikaela Shaw : What? Okay, well...

• Neil Bremer : Oh. Okay, this visit isn't just about pleasantries and goodwill. We have a chance to do real things for the city here. I mean, Nagoya, Japan, has a bullet train that could get you to San Diego in an hour.

  Arpi Meskimen : To protest the Navy's secret dolphin programs.

  Neil Bremer : And I want to set up a cultural exchange with the mayor of Giza. The treasures of the pyramids in exchange for some of our cultural artifacts, like Kevin Hart's watch collection.

  Jayden Kwapis : Kevin Hart lives in my building.

  Mikaela Shaw : Jayden, we've been over this. That's a precocious black child.

  [Jayden shakes his head and mouths, It's Kevin Hart] 

• Mikaela Shaw : [to Arpi]  I haven't had to make the first move with anyone since my aesthetician separated my eyebrows, but I can do this, right?

• Arpi Meskimen : We had a real connection.

  Mikaela Shaw : How come I've never heard you talk about him?

  Arpi Meskimen : Because nothing happened. I figured I wasn't his type. Then he ended up marrying David Spade's stunt woman, so that's how wrong I was.

• Mikaela Shaw : What's up? Working for the weekend?

  James : I am actually doing that Buzzfeed quiz you sent me, and the Buzzfeed quiz I'm most like is the one where you find out which Buzzfeed quiz you're most like. Wow, I'm caught in a vortex.

  Mikaela Shaw : [...]  Um, but weekend, what are you doing during it?

  James : I was gonna go see my friend's play, but then I realized I would rather lose that person as a friend.