Graham Jarvis: Charlie Haggers

Quotes 

• Charlie Haggers : I wouldn't take no trip without some kind of protection. You never know what's lurkin' around out there, Loretta. I mean, be prepared, that's my motto. Be prepared.

  Loretta Haggers : Isn't that somebody else's motto, too?

  Charlie Haggers : The Boy Scouts of America. They don't fool around neither.

• Charlie Haggers : I will take you to the fanciest restaurant you've ever been to.

  Loretta Haggers : Great! Where are you gonna take me?

  Charlie Haggers : How does the Starlight Roof of the Holiday Inn sound?

  [Loretta squeals in delight, hugs Charlie]