Don Beddoe: Alonzo

Quotes 

• [drunkedly toasting over a pile of counterfeit money] 

  Alonzo : To crime!

• Brass McGannon : Nice homecoming for Tina.

  Alonzo : Stay away from her, Brass. She'll take you down with her.

  Brass McGannon : You should talk after the way you kicked her out.

  Alonzo : Oh no, nobody kicks Tina - remember that. I thought I was rid of her when she ran away and got married.

  Brass McGannon : Married?

  Alonzo : Didn't she tell you about that charming husband of hers? Probably an oversight. You know how those things are.

• Brass McGannon : Where is this phantom husband of hers?

  Alonzo : Alcatraz. Where else would Tina's husband be?

  Brass McGannon : What do you mean?

  Alonzo : Brass, my boy, you're naive.

  Brass McGannon : No, just sore. Now start makin' some sense.

  Alonzo : Alcatraz is a federal penitentiary where they send bright young engravers that have an uncontrollable desire to copy presidents' likenesses on paper money.

• Brass McGannon : You're a liar!

  Alonzo : A drunk, yes... but not a liar.