NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)
LD50 (2010)
Chris O'Donnell: G. Callen
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Quotes
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Special Agent G. Callen : Sam sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That's why we make a great team. Kensi, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Nate wonders why it has to be glass. And Eric usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
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Special Agent G. Callen : Oh great, he's not just a terrorist, he's a telemarketer.
Special Agent Sam Hanna : That's almost worse.
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Special Agent G. Callen : Besides, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Nate Getz : Oh, I don't know. Let's see. Sam gets made. They kill him. Then you, Kensi and the others storm the place and the Dutchman releases the toxin killing all of you and half of Los Angeles.
Special Agent G. Callen , Special Agent Sam Hanna : Which half?
Nate Getz : I'm going to go brief the Director.
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Special Agent G. Callen : [after Sam injects G] Ow! You know I hate needles!
Special Agent Sam Hanna : It's the antidote, G. I just saved your life.
Special Agent G. Callen : I don't get a warning?
Special Agent Sam Hanna : Oh? Now I gotta warn you to save your life?
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Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Now 1st how is our elderly bioweaponeer Esther Balmore?
Special Agent G. Callen : Getting her medical evalation.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Good!
Special Agent G. Callen : That was 1st. What's 2nd?
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Ah your partner, Sam has been reluctant to weigh in on the selections for temporary agent.
Special Agent G. Callen : Sam doesn't play well with others and he doesn't like to share his toys.
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Special Agent G. Callen : [to Sam] You're not ready? You gake longer to get dressed than Kensi.
Special Agent Kensi Blye : [annoyed] I've been ready for five minutes!
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Special Agent G. Callen : The FBI's doing the press conference. Announcing the arrest of Troyger and the others.
Special Agent Kensi Blye : And stealing our credit. That was all us. Sam and you and me.
Special Agent G. Callen : Right. But we don't exist.
Special Agent Kensi Blye : That's why you like your job. Because we don't exist.
Special Agent G. Callen : I like my job because I never have to do press conferences.
Special Agent Kensi Blye : Oh. Well, it's true you have a face better for radio.
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Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : You know, it's not the loneliness I fear.
Special Agent G. Callen : But you are scared of something.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Yes. Spilling everying I know. All my secrets being blathered out into a world that should *never* hear them. So when the time comes, as you put it, there is something you can do. You can smother me with a pillow. Make sure it's synthetic. I'm allergic to feathers.
Special Agent G. Callen : Ok.
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Special Agent G. Callen : Well?
Nate Getz : Oh, I think she's delightful. And um, extremely dangerous. She's suffering from Alzheimers. She remembers the 60's and 70's in vivid detail. But has memory lapses about more recent events.
Special Agent G. Callen : All right. Well, it is one thing to forget to feed your dog. It's another when you forget security protocols and you're dealing with bioweapons.
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Special Agent G. Callen : Hetty, any suggestions on getting Dallas?
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Yes. I suggest we don't have this conversation. Forget diamonds, in this business, plausible deniability is a girl's best friend.
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Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Mr. Callen, a moment.
[Goes to her office]
Special Agent Sam Hanna : She puts on her rubber gloves, run!
Special Agent G. Callen : [Enters Hetty's office] Hetty, I appreciate the concern, but I draw the line at turning my head and coughing.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.