- Elizabeth Burke: [finding a business card in Peter's pocket] Honey?
- Peter Burke: Yeah?
- Elizabeth Burke: What is this?
- Peter Burke: I was gonna talk to you about that. That is part of an undercover job I was working. And part of the cover was that I had to talk to another woman.
- Elizabeth Burke: [flipping the card over] You must've been quite the conversationalist.
- [shows Peter the personal cell number on the back]
- Peter Burke: I had to flirt with her so Neal could get closer to the target.
- Elizabeth Burke: Isn't it usually the other way around?
- Peter Burke: Hmm. She chose me.
- Elizabeth Burke: You had to seduce another woman?
- Peter Burke: No. No. I had... just had drinks with her. Nothing happened, El. I swear.
- [Elizabeth covers her mouth]
- Peter Burke: Are you laughing?
- [Elizabeth bursts into laughter]
- Peter Burke: You're laughing. You're laughing.
- Elizabeth Burke: [still laughing] You had to flirt? You hate flirting.
- Peter Burke: I know. And now I remember why.
- Elizabeth Burke: What did you say to her?
- Peter Burke: I said that she looked thirsty.
- [Elizabeth cracks up again]
- Peter Burke: It worked.
- Elizabeth Burke: [still laughing] Oh, please tell me there's surveillance video of this. I gotta see this.
- [In order to break into a hospital, Neal is pretending to be a doctor bringing in Mozzie, a mental patient]
- Mozzie: I promise, I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh God. Please don't let me die.
- Neal Caffrey: Hi, I'm here to drop off a patient.
- Mozzie: Fists with your toes.
- Registered Nurse: Uh, mental health services doesn't have anyone scheduled to come in today.
- Mozzie: Let's see you take this under advisement, Jerkweed!
- Neal Caffrey: Right, they wouldn't have said anything. Um... this is a bit sensitive. The mayor asked for it to be done quietly. It's his nephew. I can't exactly give you his name, but he thinks he's...
- Mozzie: YIPPEE KAI-YAI, MOTHER...
- Neal Caffrey: BRUCE! Bruce!
- Mozzie: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans.
- Neal Caffrey: You've gotta get him in to see Dr. Westlake right away.
- Registered Nurse: I'll ring him now.
- [reaches for phone]
- Neal Caffrey: Oh! Wait, wait, hold on. If my patient sees you making a call, he might get upset, he might think you're alerting the bad guys. I'll just take him to Dr. Westlake myself. It's
- [looks at list on wall]
- Neal Caffrey: room 207, right?
- Registered Nurse: Right.
- Neal Caffrey: Right.
- [to Mozzie]
- Neal Caffrey: On your feet, Bruce.
- [to nurse]
- Neal Caffrey: Thank you.
- Mozzie: [to nurse] Welcome to the party, pal!
- Mozzie: [about the charity representative Neal is meeting] Already I don't trust this woman.
- Neal Caffrey: Why, because she drove here?
- Mozzie: A New Yorker who does not take the subway is not a New Yorker you can trust.
- Neal Caffrey: I don't take the subway.
- Mozzie: Precisely.
- Neal Caffrey: She left her briefcase in the back. All right, Mozz, I need a favor. Break into her car.
- Mozzie: That's not so much a favor as a truly horrible idea. It's one o'clock in the afternoon. There's a reason most crimes happen at night: people can't see you!