Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Crude and Uncalled For (2010)
Jennifer Taylor: Chelsea
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Quotes
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Chelsea : [Charlie is lying in bed waiting for Chelsea to join him and the phone rings] Are you gonna grab that?
Charlie Harper : [Looking between his legs and then at the phone] You'll have to be more specific!
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Chelsea : [after showing Charlie her new lingerie] I was gonna save it for our wedding night, but I couldn't wait.
Charlie Harper : Oh, baby. By the time we get married, that thing is gonna be half-eaten!
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Chelsea : What's going on?
Alan Harper : Your gallant fiancé let his baby brother rot in a prison cell all night!
Chelsea : What?
Charlie Harper : Oh, come on! It was the Beverly Hills jail! I've been there plenty of times! If you slip the booking officer a twenty, he'll send out for Starbucks!
Alan Harper : You know I don't carry that kind of cash!
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Charlie Harper : What do I owe you?
Brad Harlow : Relax, you don't owe me anything.
Charlie Harper : Even better! Thank you.
Chelsea : We have to pay you for your time.
Charlie Harper : Oh, you hippy!
Brad Harlow : Well, you can always make a donation to my charity.
Charlie Harper : What's that? "Lawyers Without Yachts"?