Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Role Models (2010)

Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski

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• Chuck Bartowski : Good morning, buddy.

  Morgan Grimes : Okay, I get it. You're having tons and tons of sex. Congratulations, Warren Beatty.

  Chuck Bartowski : Who said anything about -?

  Morgan Grimes : Big goofy grin said it. Okay? And you know, it's kind of an insult for those of us living in the apartment who *aren't* having sex - which is me.

• Sarah Walker : I'm sorry that I freaked out when you asked me to move in with you. It's just, you know how I grew up. I spent my life living in hotel rooms under fake names. I've been trained to survive a thousand different situations in the field. But nobody ever taught me how to live a normal life.

  Chuck Bartowski : Well, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think we're ever going to live a normal life.

  Sarah Walker : Well, I'd like to have something to fall back on when my spy life is over.

• Laura Turner : What my husband means to say is we're retiring.

  General Beckman : But you just can't walk away. You are the best of the best! Who will possibly take your place?

  Chuck Bartowski : [Craig and Laura look at Chuck and Sarah]  You... are sure? Really? I mean, thank you.

• Sarah Walker : A good agent should never be without a back up weapon.

  Chuck Bartowski : Well, have you heard of the Bartowski rule? No firearms in my apartment.

  Sarah Walker : Not if you want to live with a spy.

• Chuck Bartowski : Ok, ok, the Turners aren't perfect, I'm willing to modify my opinion.

  Sarah Walker : She's a drunk. He's a philanderer. As a team, they're a total mess.

  Chuck Bartowski : Well, come on, they're not completely without their charms. I mean, there could be worse people we could turn into.

  Sarah Walker : I would rather be eaten alive by a tiger. Speaking of, I'm done waiting for Otto to find us. Let's get the software and get out of here.

• Craig Turner : You really - we're... that bad?

  Chuck Bartowski : Only because you were once great, yeah.

  Laura Turner : We were great. Remember?

  Craig Turner : Check back with me in 30 years, Charles. The CIA has a way of breaking young idealists, especially if they're in love.

• Chuck Bartowski : Oh, yeah. How is that field training with Morgan going?

  John Casey : Put it this way, he makes you look like a natural born operative.

  Chuck Bartowski : If you can't make Morgan Grimes field ready, I'm sending you *both* to boot camp at Camp Pendleton! That is all!